You still have a few more days to get your special someone a gift for V-Day. But why settle for boring old candy and flowers? Here's a few suggestions for a gift that will make them remember, if not adore, you:
2.5 lbs of delicious Gummi Heart candy. The perfect gift for your mystery-loving sweetheart. Available with and without yummy sour cherry candy blood!
An Edible Candy G-String and Bra , composed of 300 fruit-flavored candy pieces. Just 60 calories! (Minus those calories you might work off engaging in a certain activity where said clothing is consumed.)
No more UR Kind, Hot Stuff or B Mine candy hearts. Try Curse Word Symbols instead!
Want to give somone you love a little boost? Try the Voodoo Pop. It's shaped like voodoo doll and just like those areas that express your intentions toward your victim sweetheart.
For your P.I. wannabe, it's the Love Gun: fire little cupids across the room, up to 15 feet.
For the fan of police procedurals, how about a Life-Sized Policeman cardboard cutout?
There's even something for fans of Alfred Hitchcock—a Blood Bath Shower Curtain. Take that, Janet Leigh.
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