Well, maybe Christmas isn't murder per se, but sometimes shopping can certainly feel like it. So, here are some ideas to help you find something unusual for the mystery reader on your shopping list:
This crime scene pot trivet is perfect for holiday gatherings! Nothing says cheery and cozy like a murdered-body chalk outline. The silicone trivet will hold all your hot pots with ease, and add "fun and drama to the dinner table."
According to a study reported in the Daily Mail a few years ago, the average 30-year-old woman owns 21 handbags and buys a new one every three months. But I'll bet your favorite feminine mystery lover doesn't own a bag fashioned from a recycled Sherlock Holmes book. Plus, you have your choice of fabric and handle.
You can never start them too early - book lovers, that is. This onesie will hopefully encourage your child or grandchild to make reading a lifelong habit. Or else, the pictures you take of them in the onesie will make them so embarrassed, they'll never want to touch a book again.
This can probably be construed as double entendre apparel, but this crime scene scarf will still help keep you warm. The knit scarf is acrylic with a touch of spandex for extra strength and is almost as long as the real thing - five feet.
These hand-made earrings feature a miniature replica Nancy Drew book, The Secret of Red Gate Farm, and vintage typewriter keys. Plus, the surgical steel ear wires should keep you from getting "green ear."
Since I don't want to leave the guys out in the cold, jewelry-wise, here are some fingerprint cufflinks for your favorite CSI-wannabe. He can be elegant and mysterious at the same time.
For both he-spies and she-spies, young and old, check out this camera spy pen with a name longer that the product, namely, "Mini HD Hidden & Secret Spy Cam Pen Video Recorder USB DVR Wireless Surveillance Spy Camera." The spy pen holds a charge up to 1.5 hours of video recording sessions that can vary anywhere from 6 to 45 minutes of continuous recording time. (Note: of course, you know that most jurisdictions have laws against recording someone without their knowledge, right? Of course you do.)
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